Things I could do when I was 17, that I can't do anymore

• Eat an entire box of Honey Comb cereal.
  
• Bench press a whole lot more than my own weight.
  
• Tolerate Bono.
  
• Fantasize about Eleanor Donahue from Father Knows Best.
  
• Spend hot summer days jumping off a Tarzan rope into Lester River, instead of sitting at a computer terminal.