2.28.2004

La La Land



Howdy from sunny and snow free California. Had a nice time in San Francisco this morning. Hollis and I had a nice breakfast and then hung out with Tim Anderson (former Duluthian.) We took a nice ride on the Cable Cars and helped him change his flat tire. We spent the rest of the day driving to Los Angeles where, as I type, Low is playing at the Spaceland. Many famous folks are expected including Cameron Crowe and his wife Nancy Wilson of Heart fame.

Tommorow we have a bit of time to explore and I am kind of hoping to go to the Diane Arbus show at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art. Sunday I head home, looking forward to the snow actually.

2.26.2004

Yo Timmy. (anderson)

Give my cell a call this afternoon. I should be in San Fran by 2ish your time.

till then.

scottfire.

2.25.2004

Event

CD RELEASE FOR MUSIC HANS JOHNSON RECORDED IN EAST AFRICA OF THE MAASAI PEOPLE.

Friday Feb. 27 @ 7PM
At the Sacred Heart Music Center

Music of the Maasai

Featuring a gospel choir and an African drum ensemble
and a visual slide show presentation of Hans Johnson's many adventures living with the Maasai people in mud huts, being chased by wild animals and preserving their traditional music.

FREE EVENT AND TOTALLY AWESOME!!!


[I was supposed to post a cartoon I did of Hans in Africa but I have recently lost that technology.]

Update

So a few days pass after the head-scratching Taco John's incident at the lasagna party, and we finally get around to using the oven again. Lo and behold ...



What the hell is going on around here?

2.24.2004

Ouch.



No matter what strides Dentistry has made in the last 100 years one thing can never change. Pulling teeth sucks. It sucks that is if you remain awake for the procedure.

I have been going to the UofM Dental school for treatment of those broken teeth I received in one swift punch. Today my dentist was a lovely woman who is nearly done with her training. She gave a wonderful novicaine injection but she was still a bit timid for any serious tooth-pulling. Enter the Dental professor. Dr. Wilson has been in the biz for quite a few years I'm guessing because he knows how to pull a tooth. Some cracking noises and a few good twists and out she came.

Another hour spent filling another chipped tooth and I am nearly finished with my dental drama. Now I just have some good ol cavities to be filled. Probably the result of too little flossing.

2.23.2004

The Father does Johnny.



Yes it is true. Father Hennepin rears its ugly head. Wednesday night at Pizza Luce we will be playing 5 or 6 Johnny Cash songs as part of the Pizza Luce experience. Also playing are Ol Yeller, Baby Grant Johnson, Boy Girl Boy Girl and Fractal power. I am hoping we will play in the 10 o'clock hour since I fly to San Fran early the next morning.

Set list to follow.

Off to the Cribbage tourney!

Catch a wave and you're sittin' on top of the world.

It won't be long now. Well, actually it'll be quite awhile. But I'm still getting excited.
The first time out for the season is always a little spooky. Even though we all know the water off Park Point is only waist high, it seems so dark and cold. And it is.
The wetsuit usually fits a little too tight because of a winter spent on the couch eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and drinking hot chocolate. And so after squeezing into the kayak, I'm constricted by neoprene in places you don't want to hear about.
The approaching waves look a lot bigger and feel a lot colder than they did standing on the beach. Since I'm sitting down now, a three-foot wave is higher than my head. I paddle out past the biggest breaking waves, then turn around. On really good days, the waves sneak up, grab the boat and have their way with me, sending me toward the beach whether I'm ready or not. If I'm ready, I glide gracefully back toward the beach until I lean the boat back against the wave and slide off the back side of the wash, ready to paddle out and try again. If I'm not ready, I get flipped sideways or worse -- the bow sticks on the bottom while the wave pushes the rear of the boat over my head, flipping me end over end, then dragging my big round head across the sandy bottom.
At least that how it happens in my dreams.
I can't wait.

PDD Poll Results.

What is your favorite Sitcom?

1. Frasier [6 votes, 8.33%]
2. Laverene & Shirley [7 votes, 9.72%]
3. I Dream of Jeannie [2 votes, 2.78%]
4. Cheers [8 votes, 11.11%]
5. All in the Family [8 votes, 11.11%]
6. The Munsters [6 votes, 8.33%]
7. Friends [12 votes, 16.67%]
8. Happy Days [2 votes, 2.78%]
9. M*A*S*H [15 votes, 20.83%]
10. Lost in Space [6 votes, 8.33%]

2.22.2004

Curb THIS

So last night we had some people over for lasagna, liquor, and a Curb Your Enthusiasm marathon. I had a pretty good time, but when I woke up this morning, I immediately had some questions. If anyone out there can shed some light on these mysteries, we'd really appreciate it.

First of all, who the hell was eating Taco John's food at the dinner party? There are unexplained TJ's bean burrito wrappers in the garbage can and tortilla shrapnel all over the stove. This is really ... odd.

Second, who stole the pink kitty cat doorstop from downstairs? And why do I feel like it is going to be held for ransom in exchange for the Castiron Rabbit? For the last time--we do not have that rabbit. Please return the kitty as it is not ours for you to steal ... uh ... or something like that.

Third, who was drinking beer in the bathroom? Sweet gentle Lord that is a hardcore activity.

Anyhow, god bless you all. Wonderful work you're doing.

2.19.2004

I'm having that Friday night party again

9PM BYOB at my new pad. Last week's was mellow, but this one will blow the doors off. Look for a dress-up party soon! Yay!

2.17.2004

Vote for Chollie.

chuck licks tiresGood luck to our buddy over at Blogumentary who is a finalist for a SXSW Web Award. This is a well-deserved nomination. I mean, look at his blog and kneel in awe. Then VOTE FOR HIM in the People's Choice division.

Chuck deserves everything he gets. And I mean that in both the kind way and the sinister way.

Booohaaaahaaahaaahaaaa!



Go Dames.



I was just looking at the Dames website to read Tony Bennet's Blog and I find out they are opening for the Melvins on March 19 and 20th. Way to go boys.

my "memento" (pardon the pun) from mexico

it was a 6 hour sitting and i almost lost it at about 5 hours into it.


myself and the artist MAYA afterwards. we were both exhausted.

Take off to the Great White North.



I have been in Duluth for almost 12 years now and I have always wanted to go to Thunder Bay. Whenever I would mention this to fellow Duluthians the response would be the same, "Thunder Bay sucks" or "There is nothing to do in Thunder Bay." Well I finally made the trip to see for myself. V-Nick and I took off last saturday morning in his trusty Geo Metro. The skies were super blue and the sun was warm on our backs as we headed North. The drive was mostly uneventful. At the border we had to go in and answer some more questions, "what do you do? where do you live? how much money do you have? boxers or briefs?" I actually like being hassled at borders so this was not a problem. It makes getting on the other side seem more special.

Our Hotel, the Prince Arthur was located in downtown Thunder Bay right on the water. It is worth the extra 5 bucks for a lakeside room in case you ever want to go.

We arrived mid-afternoon and after checking in we set out looking for the Hoito restaurant which is about the only positive thing I had ever heard about Thunder Bay. Located in the basement of the Finlandia building the Hoito has been in operation for like 90 years. Some of the early Finnish lumberjacks started the restaurant when they couldn't find good, cheap food. The food is still good and cheap and from the crowds we witnessed still quite popular.

Surrounding the Hoito are 5 or 6 other Finnish shops. Mostly Sauna related and some gifty type shops the whole neighborhood is quite charming. I purchased some Lilac Sauna Soap and a hand knit Canadian hat.



After eating a light lunch we set out on a search for some beer. A couple blocks from our hotel we found a great neighborhood bar that served us up 4 beers for 6 bucks (that is $4.58 as of this weekend.) The bar was just the kind of place you want to hang out in on a cold winter afternoon. Pool tables, pinball and tabletop Ms. Pac-Man. Turns out Nick had access to Ms. Pac-Man in his own home as a youth so he kicked my ass.



Later saturday night we went to eat dinner at the Aurora Restaurant. This place was fantastic. I don't think Duluth has anything that can top it for style, food and service. I think the most surprising thing was the number of people that were out, the place was packed from our arrival and there were still folks waiting to sit down when we left. The mix of ethnicities was also suprising. Asian, Indian, White, Black. I guess I thought Canada would be mostly white.



After dinner we headed to the Apollo nightclub for the Punk -vs- Mod show. We missed most of the Punk part of the night but the club was great. They had a nice size stage with a proffesional P.A. system and the hosts for the night kept the party moving. The whole evening was a fundraiser for a local art gallery called the Painted Turtle and they raffled off prizes in between bands. The best band we saw that night were the Waybacks, a cross between the Oxes and the Dames these guys rocked so hard. They all sing and dance and joke and jump around like their lives depended on it. I wish I had talked to these guys but the Gin-n-Tonics were taking their toll and I was tired.



Sunday morning we made a return trip to the Hoito, get the pancakes. On our way out of town we stopped at a local grocery store to check out the weird condiments and treats but we were treated to much more. There are whole aisles of ethnic foods. Indian, Thai, Mexican and one half of an aisle dedicated to every kind of rice I have ever seen in big delicious bags. After soaking up these delights we were further wowed by the produce selection. I thought I knew about most of the vegetables of the world but I was wrong. There are veggies that look like sea monsters out there. Very scary and prickly. The organic section at this store was the biggest I have ever seen and so cheap. Why do we not have this in Duluth? We are the same size as T Bay.

I could go on gushing about the trip but it was good to get home. I spose the trip was kind of like seeing a movie that blows you away because you were not expecting much. I will go back again though and with a bigger crew of Dullyouthians. We could learn from the Canadians.

2.14.2004

A Perfect Day.

 

 




Thank you Duluth for your ability to amaze and inspire.

Happy birthday LumpyG. I am not far behind. 36 has a good ring to it.

Today I head to Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada. Just remember, "You can't take that stuff to Canada."

skyscrapers and snow.



just call me the anti-tourist. i'm leaving the sunny Bay Area for a handfull of days to visit cold snowy New York City for the first time ever. wish me safe travels.

on a related note, who would have realized how hard it would be to score a hat, mittens and scarf in Berkeley in February? sheesh.

2.13.2004

PDD Poll results

Which is the most difficult commandment?



1. Thou shalt have no other gods before me [6 votes, 7.89%]

2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image [2 votes, 2.63%]

3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain [20 votes, 26.32%]

4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy [7 votes, 9.21%]

5. Honour thy father and thy mother [2 votes, 2.63%]

6. Thou shalt not kill [4 votes, 5.26%]

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery [12 votes, 15.79%]

8. Thou shalt not steal [0 votes, 0.00%]

9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour [3 votes, 3.95%]

10. Thou shalt not covet ... any thing that is thy neighbour's [20 votes, 26.32%]

Pixies reunion.

I am sure most of you have heard by now that the Pixies are reuniting for a tour. Well according to Janice over at Copacetic the dates are set for the April tour. Lo and behold the beloved Pixies are coming fairly close to Duluth. Wednesday April 14th is the first show in Winnipeg. That is only like 6 hours away. Road trip anyone?








2.12.2004

The best ad ever in the whole wide world.

How did they get a client to approve this ?

Dead, flattened mice pitching food for a restaurant?
Genius.

Professor party Fri. 9PM

BYOB, email for my new street address if you don't already know.

Have you ever eaten a Scorpion?

I did last night. It was deep fried and salted and tasted like potatoe chips. Grasshopper were also quite tasty. The Thai's here buy it by the bag full. It's like junk food to them. Meal worms and grubs taste like Sushi though........ i don't care for these as much. There are waterbugs that look like giant roaches. I could not get past the looks of it, but my friend gobbled it down and said it tasted like dog food and the wings were really chewey. I think i did well to stay away. I've heard that there is one town in Cambodia that lives entirely off thier huge spider population. Appropriately it is named "spider villiage." Tonite i will travel to northern Thailand where the hill tribe people live. I wonder what kind of bugs they prefer?

2.11.2004

Movies



This is pretty cool.
Let's see if I can load it correctly.film_quiz.xls
You'll need Excel to open it.

2.10.2004

Cheap Joke

Let me preface this by saying that I think Howard Dean is a great man and I would love to have him as my president. I also would like to say that the media destroyed him, and that that angers me.

That said, during today's question-and-answer session in Superior, I had to restrain myself from asking "Carol, can we hear your Tarzan yell?"

That's funnier than you'd like to admit.






I need input.

For the past 5 years on my birthday weekend I have put on the Homegrown Music Festival. It actually started on my 30th birthday but that is another story.

Every year has been bigger than the last. 8 bands on one stage the first year and 70 plus bands on 9 stages last year. It has also gotten harder for me to put together. I know I bring the stress on myself by trying to manage it single-handedly but that is just how I have done it.

Well it is time to shit or get off the pot with Homegrown 6. My gut feeling is that I would like to scale back in both venues and bands. Can I do this? Can I not do this? How important is Homegrown anyway? I could really use some advice from you folks that have attended one or more festival.

Last year was so stressful for me that I could barely enjoy it and I still owe money to the Ripsaw. I can not do that again.

So there you have it. I realize I have been a bit more personal than I usually get on this Blog but what the hell.

night.

it is sooooo beautiful here



2.09.2004

Whiskey River Don't Run Dry.

Woo-Hoo! The fine folks at the Green Man Festival have not only booked Cracker for this years frolicking, word has it that Mr. Willie Nelson has signed on in all his Greeness. Now we're talking. With Johnny and Waylon gone Willie is about the greatest Country Music icon left. Early bird tickets will be around 60 dollars for the weekend and will go sale soon. Way to go Green Man.

2.07.2004

the adventure thus far...



Yer Awesome.

Gracias to everyone who helped to celebrate Ca-chee's birthday. Thanks to everone who attended, drank, danced, and performed. Thanks to everyone who put up with that bald guy, and to the DJ who knew my full name simply by reputation and thanked me at the end of the night.

Very special thanks to Ca-chee for being born and turning out like she did, and for wanting really bad for someone to rap like Eminem. And thanks to Maria who was able to rap like Eminem better than anyone else who attempted it.

Now all of you should go to Frozen Man.

2.05.2004

The bleat goes on.

I got a promo postcard from a photographer today. I'm sure this is a very noble, worthy cause, but it sure sounds funny when you first read it.

"In honor of all friends and clients who have helped us have a successful and adventurous past year, we have again donated a goat to a needy family throught the Heifer Project. www.heifer.com"

25 bottles of beer on the wall....

ouch.

I don't think I could drink 25 bottles of beer in a weekend.

2.03.2004

Is this ART?

A recent trip to the North Pole Bar resulted in spontaneous acts of cocktail napkin art. If you are short on pens, cigarette butts work just fine. Enjoy!


Gallery of fine Cocktail Napkin Art

see ya!

details to come......

Crud



Has anyone else noticed that the tap water in Duluth now leaves a white residue when it dries?

Explanations? Conspiracy theories?

2.02.2004

An Optimistic Bunch

PDD Poll Results

Yes or No?

Yes
[34 votes, 61.82%]
No [21 votes, 38.18%]

Poll.

If anyone has a good idea for the PDD Poll please send it on. Sex, drugs, politics anything goes.

PROFESSOR PARTY IS ON

This Friday, 9PM - email me for the address, it is different now! But mere blocks away in a great house.

Anyhow, first y'all should all go to the Amy & Amy art opening at Washington Studios from 7-9, then boogie over to my new place bringing your own b. That is your Friday planner right there.

The decor is a little different but I hope to have action figure dioramas hanging soon.

Proud uncle.